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26th June 2014
02:20pm BST
2) It's important to take some time out
Do whatever works for you.
3) Who gives a f**k?
Say it however you like, there is only one really nasty word.
"There is only one bad word: taxes."
4) Know where you stand
And don't be afraid to speak up.
5) Cowboys Ted, they're a bunch of cowboys
Never trust a contractor.
"I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief."
6) Let your talents shine
And do what makes you happy.
7) Know your place
Especially in relation to the Circle of Life
8) People are the worst
But food? Food is good.
9) Quality over quantity.
This applies where people are concerned too.
"Friends: one to three is sufficient."
10) And finally, take everything one step at a time...
Always give the task at hand your all.
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