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2nd February 2016
04:07pm GMT

2. Randy Robert - Roughly between the hours of 3am-5am he will suddenly become concerned with your well-being. Gent.
3. Nosy Niamh - Has as much subtlety as a hedgehog in a balloon shop.
4. Catfish Conor - Definitely not a Catfish.
5. Sassy Sister - Threats are more meaningful through the medium of social media.
6. Favour Freda - You and 538 of her Facebook friends got this personalised message.
7. Chatty Cathy - Most suited career is providing some form of a running commentary.
8. Chancer Charlie - Mate. You don't even have a profile picture.
9. Braggy Breda - CAN WE NOT JUST DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS BREDA?
10. Exposure Eimear - Exposure doesn't feed a family, Eimear.
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