Mother of God.

It's Christmas week - the week of Christmas. Chances are you're wrapping presents, enjoying a mulled wine, and getting ready for the strangest holiday season there ever was. Or you're still working and will be doing so over the entire Christmas break because capitalism does not reward those who rest, or take time off, or relax in any way, shape, or form. No matter what category you fall into, you'll enjoy a Prosecco. You will. Ah, you will. It's fizzy, it's fun, and it's on sale for literally €5 in Aldi this week. Or until it's all entirely sold out, which will probably be soon. From today (December 22), bottles of Aldi's Marchesini Prosecco Frizzante (75cl) will be on sale for just €5, meaning that you'll have all the money in the world to spend on other things this festive season, like thoughtful gifts, cheese, or simply more Prosecco. The new price comes as part of Aldi's Festive Drop Christmas Promotion, and will be running as long as stocks last across all Aldi stores. And in fairness, that probably won't be all that long considering how much people love their Prosecco (spoiler: it's a lot). Enjoy it, yeah? You deserve.