You can now get bacon cheeseburger pizza from Domino’s and our hearts, they ache

From all of the carbs, probably.

Deciding on a takeaway is hard. There's just so much to choose from. Such painful decisions should not be entrusted when you're lying in your bed, deathly hungover, scrolling through options, sobbing softly. Will you get a pizza? Will you get a cheeseburger? Will you get the new bacon cheeseburger pizza from Domino's and sufficiently eliminate the need for decisions entirely? You should tbh. It's tasty. The new pizza, which is available to order now by the way, includes everything you could possibly want from a delicious treat that you never knew you needed. It's got cheese, it's got bacon, it's got double ground beef, fresh tomato, onions, gherkins and some tomato sauce too. It's also got a load of secret burger sauce drizzled all over it - just to really hammer home the whole you're-eating-a-burger-on-a-pizza thing, you know? We tried a slice (or twelve) of the pizza here in the Her offices today, and the general consensus was: yes, definitely tastes like a bacon cheeseburger. Fair play, lads. Nailed it. “Pizza is the most popular food in the world and the cheeseburger isn’t far behind, so this is clearly a match made in heaven," said Ian Straughan, official pizza spokesperson at Domino’s. "The Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger pizza combines the wondrous flavours of 100% mozzarella, freshly seasoned beef and bacon with the unrivalled taste of Domino’s – what’s not to love! "This new pizza is our Cheeseburger, but better, and I never thought we’d be able to say that.” The bacon cheeseburger pizza is available from all Domino's stores nationwide now.