The average person suffers an astonishing 10,787 injuries, illnesses or ailments in their lifetime, it has been revealed. From regular headaches or constant back pain to never ending bumps, bruises and accidents, we experience 134 incidents of ill health each and every year. 

At least four sore throats, six cuts and two nose bleeds hit the average person every 12 months and feature on the list of suffering, which shows the ailments endured across the average 80.5 year lifespan. 

Four shaving cuts, two cases of toothache and four cricked necks also contribute to the 134 annual ailments – meaning the average person experiences a bout of pain at least once every three days.

The study of 2,000 people, conducted by lawyers Slater & Gordon, also found the average person has suffered seven accidents in the past 12 months. 

The study also found 31% of those studied would describe themselves as clumsy or accident-prone – but despite this, claimed more than 70% of the accidents they experienced were the fault of someone else. 

In fact, one in six still experiences reoccurring pain from an accident that was in no way their fault.

Accidents were most commonly suffered at home, but over a third of people have been injured at work. 

While a fifth of people said their workplace currently has an obvious hazard or danger that isn’t being dealt with in the right way.   

Over the course of their 80.5 years, the average person will endure 868 headaches, 2898 bumps and bruises and 725 sore backs in their lifetime, while 483 cramps and 322 cases of heartburn add to the tally.

Results showed the average person will undergo two surgeries, at least three hospital trips and one case of broken bones in their time.

We can also expect to endure 181 burns and will pull a muscle 242 times.

But we can’t complain too loudly, because we lose our voice approximately 81 times across the average innings.

 

YEARLY AILMENTS – 134

1. Bumps and bruises 36
2. Headaches 11
3. Colds 4
4. Cuts 6
5. Diarrhoea 6
6. Sore throat 4
7. Back pain 9
8. Electric shock 1
9. Cramp 6
10. Burns 2
11. Heartburn 4
12. Cricked neck 4
13. Fainted 1
14. Pulled muscles 3
15. Nose bleeds 2
16. Ear Ache 2
17. Eye infection 1
18. Stitch 3
19. Tooth ache 2
20. Stubbed toe 3
21. Tripped over 4
22. Shaving cut 4
23. Paper cut 4
24. Bitten tongue 3
25. Verucas 1
26. Lost voice 1
27. Blisters 3
28. Insect bite 4

 

LIFE AILMENTS – 10,787

1. Bumps and bruises 2898
2. Headaches 886
3. Colds 322
4. Cuts 483
5. Diarrhoea 483
6. Sore throat 322
7. Back pain 725
8. Electric shock 81
9. Cramp 483
10. Burns 161
11. Heartburn 322
12. Cricked neck 322
13. Fainted 81
14. Pulled muscles 242
15. Nose bleeds 161
16. Ear Ache 161
17. Eye infection 81
18. Stitch 242
19. Tooth ache 161
20. Stubbed toe 242
21. Tripped over 322
22. Shaving cut 322
23. Paper cut 322
24. Bitten tongue 242
25. Verucas 81
26. Lost voice 81
27. Blisters 242
28. Insect bite 322