You may need to bear with us because this is one of the stranger stories that is making its way around the internet today.

Farrah Abraham, star of Teen Mom and that sex tape, apparently got in touch with Charlie Sheen, requesting a possible role on Anger Management and asking him out to a play date with their kids.

According to Fox News, Sheen responded that "coffee is for amateurs and grandma," but that he "would love to get together!!"

However, Farrah decided she would reveal the conversation which occurred between the pair. Sheen was not overly impressed.

This is the letter that Charlie sent to Farrah from TMZ:

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; 

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. 

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.”

This is all so... awkward.