OK, so we've no words for this.

Earlier this year, Wayne Rooney was caught-drinking driving. When he was stopped by police, a woman named Laura Simpson was in the vehicle with him. She was the owner of the car, and the duo had been out partying that evening. Of course, Mr Rooney, 32, has been married to Coleen for nine years; they have three sons and have another child on the way. So understandably, the whole incident with Laura didn't go down too well - either with Wayne's fans or with his wife. Indeed, 31-year-old Coleen recently posted a lengthy statement on Facebook in which she addressed her marriage and how she'd been let down by Wayne (again). Meanwhile, Laura Simpson has been putting forward her side of the story, insisting that she did "nothing wrong" on her night out with the former international athlete. Her latest move will undoubtedly raise eyebrows, however. Yes Laura, 29, has now founded a business that aims to help married men have affairs. https://twitter.com/LSimps10/status/938177987333230597 WeDontTell.com seems to be modelled on the likes of Ashley Madison - the US site that famously offered similar services. A source told Mirror.co.uk: "Laura is very savvy and knows her involvement with Wayne is the kind of thing other women would aspire to. "Women find it exciting to have illicit affairs with married men and lots of successful, rich men are happy to meet them." The source then added: "She knows she will come under criticism and be called a home-wrecker but these men are going to cheat whether you give them a website to do it on or not."

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In her Facebook statement two weeks ago, Mrs Rooney had said: "A few people have been feeling sorry for me, please don't. I appreciate getting cared about, however, I am a strong person, I don't feel sorry for myself. "Also a few people are probably thinking am stupid for staying in my marriage. I am not stupid, I know my own mind and it's something I want to try and work on."