
Celebrity

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16th September 2014
07:00pm BST

This...
... would look more like this.
He probably wouldn't notice if you did leave.
The rain isn't romantic in Ireland. Fact.
He'd have no moves.
Please see above.
The chat-up line would never be this smooth.
He'd never have to be told this.
"I drive... in circles around the town."
This? Ha!

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