The finest Ireland has to offer, or faces only a mother could love?

That's for Megan Fox to decide, it seems, thanks to a new promotion from Cadbury Star Bar. 

The chocolate makers are sending one Irish man to L.A. to meet the stunning Transformers star, simply for uploading the most impressive picture of themselves to a dedicated website.

To promote the campaign, Cadbury carried out some research on Irish males that we have to admit we found quite depressing. So the stats go, over 80% of Irish men would consider a one night stand with a married woman, 73% revealed they tell lies to women to impress them and 75% admit to fancying Megan more than their girlfriend, with 68% of men saying they would dump their other half for a chance to date their pin up.

Classy guys. Listen love, Ryan Gosling called so, you know, good luck!

Further findings suggested that the majority of Irish men thought their ‘Irish charm’ might impress Megan Fox and a further she’d be the most likely pin-up to give them her number in a pub. We’re not sure where Cadbury found these guys, so we took a look at the website (though it’s very clearly Not For Girls) and the fine specimens currently heading up the leaderboard. Meet:

Current No. 1 - Martin Mulrennan

It appears that the closest thing to a superhero Ireland has to offer is Duffman. Sigh.

 

Current No. 2 - Jason Mag Uidhir

Jason's giving Foxy herself a run for her money in the posing stakes. Respect. 

 

Current No. 3 - John Fogarty

John demonstrating that old famous Irish sense of humour...

 

Current No. 4 - Michael Mc Govern

We've got nothing. Captions on a postcard please.

 

Current No. 5 - Paul Moore

Paul here decided to opt for the nice, normal, if slightly poser-like snap. But you're in fifth Paul, and faint heart never won fair lady. Shape up.