Could *not* make it up.

On Saturday, a load of fans speculated that Kendall Jenner is pregnant. The reason? A bathroom selfie she shared on Instagram showed her with a noticeably Christmas-worthy rounded tum. In fairness, if you're a famous model 'n' all with 86m Insta followers, it's the kinda snap that you'd possibly consider deleting and taking again. So cue a whole host of people saying that the 22-year-old is an expectant mama. She'd be in good company: big sister Kim is currently using a surrogate for her third child. Then Khloe is also pregnant - with her first. And little sister Kylie... well, she may or may not have already given birth. Jeeez. https://twitter.com/KendallJenner/status/947300330538115073 Now Kendall has responded to the the speculation, saying the snap has less to do with growing a human, and more to do with a bit of carb indulgence. "I just like bagels ok!!!" the reality TV star wrote - prompting an avalanche of retweets and likes. Well, frankly we don't think we could handle the excitement of another Kardashian-Jenner baba, so we're somewhat relieved. As you were, lads.